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(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE (lemmy.world)
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The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 134 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Hey, bud. I can't leave the office after just getting there to go lift weights. I also have zero control over 80% of the meetings I attend. Dude has no idea how privileged he is.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 69 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Saying NO is a superpower!

"Hey, Sanctus. Where are you going? I was hoping you'd finish that report before noon?"

NO

"Uh, OK? Guess I'll see you at the meeting with our main customer then."

NO

See how easy that is?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mate, it's impossible to work with you, we'll have to make you redundant, I'm sorry.

NO

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

"fuck, he's got us. We'll have to regroup and think of another tactic."

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