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Miez just got to know my neighbour's lawn mower robot
(i.imgur.com)
She's an indoor and garden cat and we just moved, so this is totally new to her.
Looking around like "yo! Is anyone else seeing this!?"
“This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.
I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.
Why must I endure this grotesquery?
I pity this fool and hate everything about him.
Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”