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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

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[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Actually this is wrong. Oils (such as olive) typically contain 40 calories per tspn, comprised mainly of fats. Semen typically contains only 5-25 calories per tspn, and has a much more diverse macro and micronutrient profile

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

So what you are saying is that I only need to drink 800ml of semen to have enough calories for the day?

[–] 9bananas@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"only"

that's a lot of milking to do...not sure you'll have time for anything else

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Did you account for multi parti sessions? I believe if you could comprise a crew of rotating pent up young fellers you would get there in no time.

Okay I checked, and based on ml per ejaculation, we would be talking from 160 to 534 releases to get there, so yeah the time intensiveness would be a problem

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Y'all are forgetting that I personally don't need to get them off, I'm sure people would even pay me to drink their cum