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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Mission failed successfully - the weird apes now help you reproduce in an ideal environment and protect you from predators.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

~~Not those coffee beans that are shat out by a goat. Not them. ~~

So TIL they aren’t real and a similarly but cruelly sourced version is. I guess it still works, but I meant happy-story-goats and don’t like my own joke otherwise.

Humans suck.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Just remember as much as humans suck, there's something in nature doing something as perverse, or as heinous. Sure, we have limited empathy, so are inclined to sometimes know better. But we generally don't know better enough.

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