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Anon goes to the doctor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

De-escalating with mentally troubled people.

Step 1: agree with them

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 81 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Step 2: Patient is now the president

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Imagine if someone snuck some therapy pills into the president's cofifeffifeffee.

[–] zeca 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

reminds me of that film where someone puts LSD into the water of some military base. Then everyone chills and start rolling in the grass, smelling flowers or smt.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Men Who Stare At Goats?

[–] zeca 2 points 2 weeks ago

exactly

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