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[–] 21racecar12@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Our solutions architect is like this. Not because we’re working on anything important at the moment, but because we keep pushing back important upgrades further and further, making each day a more challenging operation to keep our rickety-ass distributed monolith alive.

We were supposed to upgrade from Java 8 on Springboot 2.1 to 17 on Springboot 3. That got wiped off the table because the bosses think shoving our inefficient solution into a cloud product is what will attract customers.

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Damn bro quite literally same

Except i think some of our spring boot might still be 1.5

[–] 21racecar12@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sharpening the résumé as we speak

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