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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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- Anon is often crazy.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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LOL
Yeah. Checks out.
I love love LOVE it when I get this comment.
I picked this handle for one reason: it's like catnip for the intellectually tepid. The room temperature IQ crowd seemingly can't resist making that exact comment and I can't help but imagine they feel quite proud of their accomplishment, much like the joy and pride I see in my dog's eyes after she takes a poo. Given my love of poking fun at people like yourself for being absolute houseplants, seeing them poke fun at themselves without even realizing it gives me a similar post-defecation spring in my step.
You must feel smart.
I'm with stupid. Here's your prescription for grass touching.
Yep, you sure are with him.