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A game where your goal is to dismember and disembowel your enemy is considered woke?
Does the dismemberment include genitalia?
Cage definitely has one where he does the splits and uppercuts someone in the groin, but pretty sure that's mutual pain across the board.
Eh, the first time I dropped into the splits I was a little sore the next day.
After that, it was easy peasy, past a certain point, gravity takes over. Well, at least with full gear.
I suppose it helps that I was always flexible, and before I found team sports I did some gymnastics as a little little kid.
Source: Former Goaltender (Hockey)