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[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 63 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Any bird who lives primarily in the water is dumb as shit. They have unlimited protection above and around them, so they have zero adaptive pressure to put anything into their intelligence. Land birds have a lot to worry about so their brains are approaching human levels of intellect.

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

A land bird flew into my window so hard I was worried it died this morning. This happens once a month to my knowledge and I don’t spend long in my bedroom outside sleeping. Land birds aren’t smart outside of a few select species lol

[-] roomey@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

Put some stickers on your window

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That just gives them a target. They can't see the window. This is a real problem in some cities. AFAIK no one has found a real solution other than frosting the windows, but then humans can't see through the windows and get irritated.

[-] bufordt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

SOLYX film claims to reduce bird strikes by 90%.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml -2 points 11 months ago

It's funny, I went to visit a place and the person who lived there was starting to get their life in order, so they cleaned the window. I knew this because while I was there I heard a THUD and there was a giant streak of bird shit trailing down the window from the impact point.

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