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stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them
C is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm
Pff, I prefer good ol' flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.
Noob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes
I use butterflies
I swear there is an XKCD for that
Always. https://xkcd.com/378/