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Who hurt you as a child?

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[-] fubo@lemmy.world 119 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My guesses:

  • Intoxication: They're drunk or high enough that they're not neurologically capable of aiming; the fact that they managed to get it out of their pants at all is astonishing.
  • Narcissism: They're very important assistant sales managers, talking on their phone through the whole transaction, and aren't paying attention to what they're peeing on; just as they don't remove their dirty dishes from the office meeting rooms after a lunch meeting. Aren't the help supposed to do that?
  • Helplessness and/or disgust: The toilet was already filthy when they came in, and they didn't think they were making it any worse.
  • Peevishness: They got yelled at by a scary janitor once for sticking gum under desks.
[-] Boggy@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.

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