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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 54 points 5 months ago (9 children)

in the car:

"what do we wanna listen to? name a band!"

"whatever's fine"

"no seriously! just give me a name!"

"ok. goatwhore."

"what?"

"GOAT. WHORE."

"..."

"..."

"...i'm gonna put on some nice ambient electronic..."

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I was working for that women once, and she was super nice. I was like 30 and she was around 50, but she tried really hard to be cool and hip. She said she's hosting a dinner party bbq kinda deal and if i wanna come. I said i'd love to, but i already have tickets for a concert.
"What concert?"
"Oh it's that band, they are not really famous."
"I know some bands, you know?!"
"Infant Annihilator"
"What's that?"
'They are called INFANT ANNIHILATOR'
"Oh okay... Never heard of them."

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No one has ever heard of any band. I got to loads if concerts, and unless it is a mainstream pop artist, no one ever knows who they are.

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

Eh...

I have a boss at work. Not a Boss-boss, he's a team leader, but he's my boss.

Anyway he got 3 strikes for being a metal-head the other day:

Wallet chain - who the fuck still has a wallet chain? A metal head

Up close he has a hole in his lip - fucking lip piercing? Metalhead

So he asked me if I wanted to do any overtime on the weekend and I said casually "Nah, I'm going to see Tenacious D on Saturday" and got the reply "Yeah fuck that, I wouldn't be working overtime if I was doing that!"

THIRD STRIKE

[–] b0gl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

I would love to see infant annihilator live

[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Hello hello fellow deathcore connoisseur!

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