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Anon remembers Halloween 1995 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Dipbeneaththelasers@lemmy.today 104 points 4 months ago (20 children)

I have a theory that most people's favorite food is actually onion. We like them sweet, spicy, pickled, and in breakfast omelettes, lunch sandwiches, and alongside dinner proteins. There isn't much that isn't improved or at least complemented by an onion.

[–] silverdk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Onions are s-tier

[–] PhatInferno@midwest.social 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Agreed nothing adds flavor layers to a dish like an onion can

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget they're low calorie.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

And they're a natural antibiotic!

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