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rule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers) (lemmy.cafe)
submitted 4 months ago by spujb@lemmy.cafe to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago (11 children)

(reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)

Don't eat breakfast or lunch. Just eat snacks and dinner. Gorge yourself like a snake. Eat a whole loaf of bread and call it your daily ration. Be ungovernable.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

i’ve just started dangling various food types by twine from my ceiling and running at top speed around the house with my mouth open like pacman, am i doing it right

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 4 points 4 months ago

common spujb w

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