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Anon goes to the pet store (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

i can't give my pet a hug, they would get squished and probably not like it

[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are you the proud owner of a jumping spider?

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago

One does not "own" jumping spiders. One only gets graced by their presence (and tricks, they are smart little f'ers).

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

frogs