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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

...being in nursing school is giving me a strong hatred for the imperial system.

The doctor ordered 35mg/kg Watdafuqenol IV QID. Available is a 2' by 15" section of torn out carpet soaked in spilled Watdafuqenol; when wrung out into the patient's left shoe, you get 97 chipmunk-mouthfuls diluted to a concentration of 24 Watdafuqenol to 1 toe jam. How many shot glasses full do you administer?

[-] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 4 points 1 month ago

You might've already seen this, but try using the method of dimensional analysis where you work backwards on a single line and you'll never get one of those problems wrong again.

The key is just working backwards by units using the equations you have available. I know somebody that only got one of the questions on his MCAT correct bc he used this method lol.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I use dimensional analysis, but it's over two lines... and not sure what you mean by working backwards, since the order doesn't really matter so long as every value is in the correct line.

Since typing it out would be ugly as sin, example image stolen from google:

...they like to give us things like pt weight in lbs and oz, and ask for final product of tablespoons or some shit cuz they enjoy wasting our time, lol.

That the type you mean?

I know there are a few different ways to crunch the numbers, but DA is my favorite so far cuz it's so consistent.

*edit, example pic changed, first one put mcg twice in the same line, which is a weird move. /shrug

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

So USAnian drugs are in metric units? I hope in actual work nurses get to use a phone app or something because this asks for mistakes

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

99% of it is metric. I think the biggest outlier is home care, where you go visit some grandma who's actively offended by metric, so if you tell her to take 7.5mL of something she'll just do the deer in the headlights thing, then shove the bottle up her ass.

Tell her instead that she needs to take 3 Mountain Dew caps full and suddenly she can follow instructions enough to not kill herself.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Then she shoves the Mountain Dew bottle up her ass.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah but that's for pleasure.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"Doo the Dew!"

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I thought everything is bigger across the ocean but your Mountain Dew caps are tiny over there! ;)

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Just googled it and apparently they're about 5mL each. Apparently I'm not great at eyeballing volume.

Add it to the pile of conversion failures between metric and imperial.

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, 5ml is a teaspoon, but I'm not sure if it's reasonable to assume teaspoons have similar sizes across countries.

But after your first month in the job you'll convert and eyeball it even when half asleep :)

[-] zod000@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

I know it should be obvious and maybe I missed the sarcasm, but the teaspoon unit is in no way the same as an actual teaspoon utensil. I also don't use my own feet to measure length.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I didn't think that was sarcasm, it's just such a jacked up system of measurement that he's not confident it doesn't change with borders, which is honestly a pretty reasonable point of uncertainty.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Even in the US, science is mostly metric. But most US people are not exactly the scientific kind...

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Until you start looking at old stuff and have you figure out if they were working with the "millions scheme" or "thousands scheme," and if "1 billion" is equal to 10^12^ or 10^9^

https://www.affixes.org/numberwords.html

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's why you have methods of writing like 10^x^.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Modern science is, but there's plenty of old journals from the 80s and earlier that use degrees Rankine and gallons.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fucking BTUs and shit.

PSI is another one that seems to be used over the metric/SI alternative in some science-adjacent applications.

[-] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Psi is used a lot in engineering. But honestly, pressure units are a bit of a mess. The metric unit is a Pascal, which is fundamentally defined as a Newton per square meter – unsurprisingly, that is an incredibly small quantity of pressure. It’s roughly 101,500 Pascals for standard atmospheric pressure. You’ll typically see pressure written in either kPa, MPa, or bars (1E5 Pascals) within a metric framework. For perspective, it’s 14.7 psi (lbs per square inch) for an atmosphere.

And personally, I think all of these are pretty silly when we could be using 1 atm instead, which is literally defined as standard atmospheric pressure. It’s a much easier way to visualize and intuitively grasp pressures.

BTU is another fun one. It’s the energy needed to raise 1 lb of water by 1 degF. Calorie is the energy to raise 1 g of water by 1 degC. Both are very pragmatic definitions and have a degree of intuition. Then they’re the metric unit, the Joule, which suffers from the same issue as Pascal. It’s the work done by a 1 Newton force pushing an object 1 meter. Once again, pretty small.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

It works fine when everything around you is in those numbers. The scale for medications might be set to mg, or injections in mL. The bottles for both are labeled the same way. Everything works together, and you don't really have to think about it.

Part of the problem with converting everything to metric is it really needs to be everything. You can try talking about driving distances in km, and your gas tank in L/100km, and your speed in km/hr. However, the interstate highway signs will still be in miles, you buy gas in gallons, and the speed limit signs are in mph. This isn't a case where you can just choose to use the metric system as an individual, because the whole system works against you.

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

That is understandable, I was surprised that metric is actually used somewhere. Use in pharmacy also explains why in Hollywood stoner comedies they used grams, which always confused me.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

It's used all over the place in the US. It's usually a weird, thoughtless mixture. Milk is sold in gallons, soda is sold in liters.

In fact, you'll find exceptions in most countries once you start looking for them. Just a matter of how prevalent the metric system is; nobody is 100%. Most common exception is car tires because of how industry standards work.

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