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Anon is obsessed with Family Guy
(sh.itjust.works)
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Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.
That's a very convenient diagnosis, but this is still armchair psychology
Shut up, Meg
Jokes on you, I don't even own an armchair.
So you own a psychologist?
I keep him in a box, if that’s what you’re asking.
But is he alive or dead in that box?
Exactly.
yes, and also he is the armchair
Wait til we get started about Sonic.