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I had a drum that was stored on a huge wardrobe and was pretty unstable. One day, as i opened the wardrobe, the drum fell on my head. I laugh about it today because fortunately, the wound was not as severe as i though at first.

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[โ€“] somedev@aussie.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

Most recently: My white cat was drinking water and my orange cat decided it wanted to attack it, my white cat screams as usual which triggers my dog to go nuts and wants to play as well which causes both cats to run. My white cat runs through the kitchen and jumps on the bench knocking over some containers we had drying out, the containers falling freaks my dog out so he starts barking at nothing in particular, meanwhile my orange cat runs down the hall and goes to turn and go up the stairs but slips (vinyl flooring) and slides into the wall making a loud thud.

This all happened in a space of like 20 seconds, while my family and I are sitting in the middle of it all eating dinner - absolutely perplexed at what just went down.

[โ€“] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I fell down concrete steps and rolled into it and came back on my feet relatively unscathed. That reminds me also about a car accident I was in. Was in the left lane of a multi lane highway and a guy made a left lane change into my rear bumper (really closer to my center but I noticed and tried to speed up and honky but still got clipped). My cars back slipped left such that my care pointed forward. Another car slammed into my right side front flipping me onto the left side of the car and pointing me forward again but my momentum mainly stayed going to the right hand ditch which I eventually got to and then my vehicle flipped back upright do to the ditch decline. I was injured but again relative to what just happened and Im throwing this in but just to be clear it was a really aweful experience for not just me but many other people and other people got seriously injured. I just lucked the fuck out.

[โ€“] NABDad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I fell down concrete steps and rolled into it and came back on my feet relatively unscathed.

I wasn't paying attention walking along the sidewalk and tripped over a step. I tried to pull my other foot forward to catch myself, and that foot got hung up on the step too.

I ended up doing a forward roll and landed on my feet.

I had been taking karate classes with my kids, but I didn't know I actually learned anything.

A while later I saw they had put large concrete planters next to the step, so I don't think I was the only one to trip.

[โ€“] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

yeah I had taken judo as a ked so I went into a forward rolling fall. Its one of my things I tell someone asking for an opinion on a martial art to take. Im like you may never get into a fight and most people I assume don't want to. But we all fall and thats pretty usefull.

[โ€“] NABDad@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, that concrete step is the only time I've ever been attacked in the street, and I survived!

[โ€“] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I feel like I become the subject of physical comedy semi-regularly, actually. I'm a very clumsy person.

[โ€“] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Every moment, Existence is some cruel joke.

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