Instead they'll become curiosities leading down rabbit holes to understand why and how they happened.

I code and i ruthlessly bash devs

Instead you report them

Lies

Nah I just changed from "these game devs" to "these game studios"

Knowing how to code and interacting with stuff like the nintendo e shop scrollimg performance being super shit makes me think I would absolutely be fired if I deployed shit like that in prod for millions of users.

learn to code and you'll forever more be going "i could probably fix this if i could be fucked to get familiar with the codebase"

Now i complain about both the bugs in my games and the bugs in other games

I can code pretty well. I'm a qa tester. Complaining about videogames is my mostprechious pasttime

Give a man a fish, and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he'll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels

At minimum I think it would stop people from calling devs lazy. I don’t code, but even I know for how boring Ubisoft games are, none of them were “lazy” outputs.

Learn to code and you’ll be too busy complaining about your own bugs everyday.

I only chose this career path because I heard there were a lot of hugs. 🥲

Become an entomologist and never complain about them ever.

Looks at Undertail and Balatro just being a collection of IF statements…

Complain about programming languages instead!