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For my whole life is a tall order. Probably "what goes around comes around".

"you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass"

Been almost 30 years, what a dumb quote to come to mind so often. I never say it, haven't seen Die Hard 3 since the '90s, no idea why it's stuck so hard

"i have d cups grandma, the waitress thinks you have dementia"

So much of the dialog is Deadwood is absolutely brilliant, but one scene really stuck with me.

"Pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair or fuckin’ beatin’s. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man — and give some back."

Ian McShane deserved an Emmy for his work as Al Swearengen. That slow stare at the end of the scene alway kills me. I know it's supposed to be a drama, but they really go for some laughs.

This one is from my previous boss: “you gotta do what’s good for you, and nobody else”

Taught me to prioritize things that are important to me and not to live for the sake of others

Another was “you can’t help people who don’t want to help themselves”

Taught me that some efforts are futile because unwillingness from others will result in deterioration to the status quo unless they’re willing to participate to move things forward

If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else.

"be careful of what you wish for, as you may just get it"

Now that your worry has proved such an unlucrative business, why not find a better job?

"Love is the only rational act." -Morrie Schwartz, Tuesdays with Morrie.

A bit long, but charlie Chaplins speech in the dicktater. I mean dictator...

https://www.charliechaplin.com/en/articles/29-the-final-speech-from-the-great-dictator-

„Old habits die hard“

&

"Anything that can go wrong will (eventually) go wrong."

• Added the eventually for Murphy’s law because in its original version it kinda implies that everything that can will go wrong right away

"Better say sorry than ask for permission"

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression"

Everytime you eat a steak, a hippie's hacky sack falls in the gutter.

-Patton Oswalt

"Given enough time, Hydrogen starts to wonder where it came from, and where its going."

Look after your equipment and your equipment will look after you.

-and-

There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.

I only concern myself with 'how'. 'Why' is a question for philosophers and cowards, of which I am neither.

"The only thing to abuse is moderation" - A song quoting Sénèque, but I never found the original sentence from Sénèque (apparently he was talking about Sex in it but I think it applies to anything in life)

"If worms had machine guns, then birds wouldn't fuck with them." A quote from my TI in basic from 85'.

"If you are racist, I will attack you with the North"