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[–] officermike@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You've already spilled the beans, so tell us some juicy gossip.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (11 children)

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 day ago

Steinbeck off the top fucking rope.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

They sent a fuckin poet!

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[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do I delete someone else's post?

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One day ill learn not to scroll during work hours

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think I've cracked the case, guise!

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

Did you also post this on Reddit or just take it from /r/kitchenConfidential ?

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I cannot fathom why you would have so many beans in the office. And queso cheese???

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago

WE FOUND THE LEAK IN OUR ORGANIZATION!!!!

They spilled the beans

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Its looks and probably feels bad… but to be honest, this is a solvable. The main thing lost is the keyboard, and they are not terrible to replace. And your dignity may need some time , but with a little work this will all have bean in the past.

[–] Nugscree@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know why but something tells me I can't trusty this person.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why won't u let me cup ur beans 🤲 🥺

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We are in for a week of bean memes

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They never stopped if your instance is federated with hexbear. People block/defed because they don't like the politics but they don't realize they are missing the hot bean action

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[–] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The real sad part is the lack of leg room under the desk. I can't imagine sitting all cramped all day.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Where did the nacho cheese come from?

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm glad somebody else was wondering that!

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

FYI: Feeding your computer the beans isn't how you get your bean posts on Lemmy.

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[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.

[–] circledot@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago

Words can't describe how happy I am that this is not my problem.

What is the office doing in the kitchen?

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

damn, TWO deep third pans of beans? That's a lot of beans

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Get them back in the safe right fucking now.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

I think I spotted the issue here: your computer is running win 11

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This has not bean your best day

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

At least the safe did it's job

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What would you need 2 vaults for?

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The top one is a drop vault you can see the little door, employees can deposit it without needing a code. Managers have access to this one to reconcile all the days deposits for the end of the night close.

The bottom one is long storage usually only the gm/owner has that code. The previous days cash is verified then moved into that one for holding until a bank run or money truck pickup can be arranged.

Standard restaurant set up.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

That's really smart. Thank you for the explanation!

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

One for each of the bowls if beans

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[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

at home i only eat in the kitchen. at work I never eat at my desk

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago

Put your setup in the kitchen, never work or eat again!

Follow me for more financial tips!

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