Shiting the floor and not being able to comprehend English would give me a long face to.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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Maybe the horse was just mad that the bartender didn't take its order first before launching into a joke
I mean really, that horse can drink a LOT of beer. Kinda missed out on a good customer.
His bank account is in the neigh-gatives, no wonder he got kicked out.
I don't think we can bet on saddling him with that. He hoofed it outa there on his own.
Why are there leaves in the bar?
Why, why are there leaves in a bar?
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I invite one over and he eats shoots and leaves.
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