Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.
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I mean… a lot of Bonobo behavior would be inappropriate in the workplace.
I dunno, I think an increase in mutual oral activity would help most jobs
Probably less racist than my Gen X conservative boss though. Probably smarter and more efficient too.
He'll never know!
Chimpanzees and bonobos are separate species. Your boss cannot help you. You're on your own.
I know. That's what makes my joke good.
Thank you for recognizing I couldn't tell something and pointing me in the right direction. You would make a good bonobo.
That may be the case, regardless of species.
Bonobo: This motherfucker doesn't know algebra, I can tell.
So Bonobos have more capacity to judge the topical authority of people than most people do. Very interesting.
