Asklemmy

Being able to fall asleep and wake up exactly when I want to without an alarm man.

I actually seem to have this one: Appropriately sized container man. I can find the best sized container when we have leftovers from cooking. Extra pasta sauce? This container fits it all in perfectly.

I don't know if this qualifies as "b-tier", but I'd really would like a superpower where when hearing a sound I knew exactly what made it.

I live in an old house, in the middle of a forest. Lots of weird noises both inside and outside. Being able to know if a sound I just heard requires my attention (i.e. "is that some animal messing around in my walls, or just the old wood squeaking") would be gold. The amount of times I've gotten out of bed in the middle of the night to investigate something is too damn high. After countless mice, vasps nests, birds, and various mammals deciding to move in with us, my paranoia levels have skyrocketed.

Would also sort out the "is that my kid crying, or just the draft through the vents"-question, as well as "is that normal wood settling noises, or is there more rot I've yet to find and the whole house is collapsing".

To actually fall asleep when my head hits the pillow, and then stay asleep until the alarm goes off.

I'd be perfect departure time man. Able to determine exactly when to leave in order to arrive at your destination on time, regardless of traffic, weather, or other conditions encountered along the way.

Free refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.

Finish a task without getting distracted after five minutes man.

the B-Tier power I'd choose is to control bees

yes the pun is intended

I take perfect shits no matter what. Never constipated or have diahrea. Wipes are always perfectly clean.

What’s the opposite of procrastination?
Eagerness girl? That.. sounds wrong somehow.

My toes are unstubbable

Never get bitten by mosquitoes man.

Can Always Find What I'm Looking For Man.

Every-time-I-go-to-sit-there-is-a-seat-man

Food-doesnt-make-me-overweight-or-mess-up-my-health man.

So I can eat whatever I want and it's perfectly healthy for me whatever it is. I'd eat ao much ice cream it wouldn't be funny.

I already have mine, and it frustrates my wife no end. I'm Always Finds a Parking Spot Right Near Where We're Going Man, but only if I'm the one driving. When she's driving we end up on the wrong side of the parking lot.

I would be Sleep-on-command man

Nothing gets stuck in my teeth man.

Or, doesn’t get acid reflux man.

B being secondary with A as the highest or tertiary with S as the highest?

If the former, I'll be Doesn't Overthink Everything Man

If the latter, I'll go with Correct Orientation of USB drives and Cables on First Try Man

I just wanna be No-health-problem man

Incredible massage dude. I want to be able to give incredible massages that relax muscles. Maybe the ability to relieve stress by touch. Bonus points if it works on myself, my shoulders suck.

According to some, I have one! Perfectly-folded-fitted-sheets woman. Ultimately pretty meaningless, but satisfying nonetheless.

Single square of toilet paper man

superpowers are s-tier by definition, if one were b-tier it would have to just be a power

All dust disintegrates inside a 20 foot (6m) sphere around me at all times.

Edit: forgot the measurement scale

B-tier power: Exact Change. Any time I want to pay for something with cash, I have the power to reach into my pocket and pull out exactly the amount of cash money needed to do so. This has no effect on anyone's money anywhere else, like wallets or bank accounts - it just magically appears.

I'm going to go with good old fashioned, "extra luck". Never know when it's going to show up, but it would definitely improve your general disposition when things tend to go your way.

NoDepression Man

I want the "Flying Insects Cannot Touch Me" power.

I've taken to using a checklist on my phone that I update daily. However, remembering to use it is still a problem at times.

So my B-tier power would be Remembers To Use Checklist At Least Once A Day Man.

Undepressable man? Optimism man? Anti-anxiety man?

If those are too good, then: Instant death man