this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Jesus $300k for 474 square feet?

[–] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

within the M25 so technically London

[–] MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to European land prices. We don't have a billion acres of uninhabited wilderness to spaff giant McMansions all over.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you guys need to take a page out of the mole people's playbook and build more underground lairs. Think of all the space down there!

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Put in a bunch of them cheap LED grow lights and you'll be fine!

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

£300,000 - which is USD$377,700

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

I’d live here. (I am a vampyr)

[–] Korval@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago

Every time you enter the bathroom, BAM! You wonder if the rest of the house has finally shorted out your visual cortex and given you monochromacy. When you leave it, however, the assault continues. Yay?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i think it looks kinda really cool... it's just a really aggressive red ;(

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I prefer my reds to be a deeper hue to hide all the blood.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

I bet you couldn't even plaster over that

[–] ALiteralCabbage@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What's the deal with the porch/cage? The reds awful and it's like the fever dream of a scene kid playing the Sims in the early 2000s...

[–] MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Catio probably. There's a scratching post in the lounge

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Definitely a catio. Honestly it's the only thing I like about it.

[–] apis@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

Possibly they have a pet bird?

The red is a particularly hard shade.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they were in prison and they missed being caged in.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I assume inmates are allowed out of the bloodscape for an hour a day to sit in the sunshine and enjoy views of the flagstones and perimeter fence.

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The leopard print carpeting on the stairs too is what really set this over the edge for me

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For me it was the glass coffin guitar holder

If nothing else, at least the style is consistent

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

You're all talking about the red walls and the carpet on the stairs. Here I am thinking how depressing that concrete wasteland of a yard is.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The whole place looks like a 16 years old boy room in his band phase, oh and they sure love cats.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's honestly a shame that there are some cool aspects here and there. I like the bathroom more or less.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The brick red is relatively relaxing.

(edit: second thought, dark grey. I think I was swayed by the brick shapes, and my retina's red cones were still spasming from the other pictures)

[–] ghost_of_faso3@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 months ago

I live here (Im a communist)