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[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know how some people find the time to do anything but help take care of mom and the baby. I was either sleeping or helping while trying to find time for food.

[–] thelasttoot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Everything you saw and thought, "I should help with that."; they don't.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Extraction shooter, but it's getting extracted from the womb.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 107 points 18 hours ago

steamdeck

windows

I think this is an offense worthy of capital punishment

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago

What an odd way to spend ten months.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Windows

You Monster. I thought the worst part was setting up a gaming set up while your wife was in labour was fucking stupid but WINDOWS?

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 123 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Poor woman. Having a baby with some weirdo who installed windows on his steam deck, who brought his gaming setup when you're in labor. Idiocracy was a prediction, not a comedy.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 25 points 23 hours ago (9 children)

Why bring mouse+keyboard when the steamdeck has it's own control and takes less space?

[–] CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

EFT has like 100 different keybinds for every type of movement and action. Not uncommon to have ctrl, alt, and shift all set as different modifiers for 5-10 keys.

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 day ago

Block out your annoying wife's contractions with these Audiophile Headphones™.

[–] Deralax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Not to rain on the anti windows parade, but he has to install windows to play Tarkov. You cant play it on linux due to anticheat.

[–] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 44 points 22 hours ago

I see this as an absolute win for Linux

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 5 points 15 hours ago

Isn't it also... Ridden with filthy cheaters? Lol

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Although I understand this on a factual level, I still question the set of priorities that leads someone to install an operating system in order to run a single game.

Also, his wife must've been enthused to see he brought all his "performance upgrades."

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 20 hours ago

I imagine they're dual booting.

if they already have a copy of the OS anyways, I totally get it. If you have the resources to play the game you wanna play, any would you intentionally deprive yourself of that?

But yeah, bringing all that to the hospital is fuckin nuts. God I hope that his wife is a huge nerd too and that this was like a joke between them and he didn't actually use it during active labor or after the baby was born.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I like how everyone is giving shit to the dude for "not being there for his wife," because I remember the OG post from Reddit where OP and his wife were explaining that it was cool, she said it was okay and even encouraged it, and was unconscious most of the time during recovery anyway.

I don't even think the windows on steam deck part is even from the OG, but maybe I just missed that in the comments.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 21 hours ago

People don't realize how much downtime there actually is even in a normal pregnancy. Baby and mama get sleepy. But in something like an emergency C section scenario, especially if the baby is early you could be looking at a half week recovery period for mom and the baby gets locked up in NICU jail for a week... Where you only get visiting hours for your own kid.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For me it's the bit about bringing almost a whole desk setup instead of using the portable as a portable

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 11 hours ago

Yeah seriously use a gaming laptop at that point. The point of the Steam Deck is that it's compact and quick to put away

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Windows on steam deck

Explains the behavior lmao

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 386 points 1 day ago (5 children)

That poor woman

Having to deal with a guy who uses windows on his Steam deck

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[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 day ago

Who the hell puts Windows on a Steam Deck? What a loser

Oh and he's not being present with his wife

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 218 points 1 day ago (15 children)

What idiot would install windows on a steam deck. Defeats the whole point.

[–] StitchIsABitch@lemmy.world 132 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The kind of idiot that boasts about "system tweaks" and "audiophile headphones".

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[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Playing Tarkov on a screen that size might as well be impossible lol.

Imagine trying to spot killa power sliding across the halls of interchange in the dark fog from 150 meters out. Good fuckin luck lol.

[–] the_q@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago

Lol Windows.

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why would anyone brag about any of this. His poor partner.

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz -1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

You guys have clearly never had kids. It almost never goes like in the movies, you rush into hospital, and then you wait. Especially if the water broke, then you wait few days. There is absolutely nothing to do in the hospital. I would have killed for steamdeck, or even a switch.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I can see bringing the Deck, like you might be sitting there for at least 24 hours, you don't need to be sitting there holding their hand the whole time...

But the keyboard? The mouse? The HEADPHONES? It's not like you're in an extended stay. You're getting that baby out and going. You don't need all that.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Wait wait wait, WINDOWS installed?

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The kind of guy who installs Windows on his steam deck is the same kind of guy who won't let his wife get an epidural.

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