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[–] phx@lemmy.ca 23 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

Will porn be the straw that broke the mountain's back?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago

Prohibition but worse

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

This is a great opportunity to learn how to use a VPN! I'm in a blue state so haven't needed one yet, but the time is definitely coming.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Yup, my red state pulled this nonsense, so I made a WiFi network that connects to a VPN for you in a less stupid state. If I get blocked somewhere, I just change WiFi networks.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Guilty Canadian Admission:

In my teens I lived in Brockville Ontario near Ogdensburg New York and watched a lot of US channels. The Star Spangled Banner came on at the beginning of the broadcast day for some channels.

For many years, I thought the first line was "Jose can you see"

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I was a kid I thought the "for which it stands" in the national anthem was in reference to a country called "witchistan", which was presumably full of witches.

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 249 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Americans now need a wanking license.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idaho is starting a registry for at-risk men with erections, to prevent impure thoughts. You need to send a picture of your dick, where it will be validated by an evangelical priest.

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[–] void_turtle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 1 day ago (6 children)

yew got a lie-sense for that boner?

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[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (16 children)

That's what you voted for. You want republican rule taking away your freedoms. Well now you Floridains have what you wanted and voted for. Don't be mad you made your bed and dont like the sheets.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Given how close most elections are and the low turnout, I would say at least 40% of voters and 50% of the population didn't vote for this without even having to look at the election results.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In fact, 77% of the USA population did not vote for this.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Make sure you cum on your ID first as tribute.

That sounds like a chicken and egg problem. How is the cum getting on the ID before accessing the porn? If you use another means, surely you will no longer be in the mood for accessing a porn site...

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[–] schizolol9@lemy.lol 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

May he enjoy the sweet freedom of USA!

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[–] anamethatisnt@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago (21 children)
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[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

And ANON doesn’t understand how to use a VPN?

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

If they knew that, they wouldn't have made the post

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 143 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is pretense to intrude on other things and more importantly remove the ability to browse pornography anonymously, which is dangerous. I would never use an account to browse a porn site because why would I ever want that data linked back to me? Look at the government right now. You watch a gay or trans porn video and in a few years that could be grounds for never being able to have certain types of jobs or worse, being deemed a “miscreant”

If this was truly about protecting children they would encourage open dialogue on sex in homes and increase inclusive sex education. This is evidence based. It would still be necessary even with this nonsense because obviously vpns exist, as well as amateur run sites, sites run from outside of the USA, torrents, etc that don’t give a shit about us laws requiring age verification and will show all kinds of obscenely hardcore videos

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You are free to be as conservative as you want. What more can you ask for?

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago

you're free to be as conservative as the heritage foundation wants you to be.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

To be able to vote outside the two party system with the ability to transfer your vote if your preference doesn't win to prevent a spoiler effect

Ideally with a Condorcet system, like Approval or STAR, but I'd back anything that gets traction against FPTP.

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