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I'm bending reality to my will (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 days ago by rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee to c/wizards@lemmy.world

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[–] dogheadhunter@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Tacos. Lots of tacos

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

One downvote, please

Edit: this is fucking bullshit...

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[–] courval@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Make all children special and important not just sons and daughters

[–] M4t1cc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

For all of us to have a good day tomorrow

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Some potato chips.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.

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[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A puppy?

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

a girlfriend would be nice thank you

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 4 points 2 days ago

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Give me some time to think about it

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Can I have a pet Mi-Go? I can Venmo you to reimburse.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Oh hey, I've seen those guys in ZAngband.

[–] Fullonturkeydog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'd really like the package I'm waiting for to turn up today please

Oh and world peace would be lovely

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Guess I'll take a coke, thanks.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

A chicken nugget, please.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

I'll take some Butterfinger BB's, a tube of Cool Ranch 3D Doritos, and a Strawberry Passion Awareness Frutopia.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Um, yes I would like 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme a Natco Belgrade and a large Baja Blast... Ooh and since you're bending reality to your will is it possible to get the Naked Chicken Chalupa? Or do I need to wait until they bring it back?

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

FALGSC

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Happiness

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'll take a pastrami reuben, thanks!

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

A nice scrandwich. I like that chewy spicy salami or chicken/tuna salad, good mustard, some vegetables, and dealers choice on the cheese.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

I have some issues with the everything that's happening...

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org -4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Free speech absolutism...world wide

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Free speech absolutism for Mr Worldwide. Got it.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wanted it for the whole world, but just me, being allowed to say whatever I want no matter who it offends anywhere I go, that's something.

SHIT BALLS! Tiananmen square massacre! The WEF is full of evil narcissistic sociopaths!

See? free speech allows you to freely criticize things...especially government powers and corporate powers. Free speech laws exist specifically so you can say things that are going to rock the boat and upset people.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you pit bull. love you music.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

is Pit Bull a free speech absolutist too?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You never asked to be free of the consequences of speaking your mind though.

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