this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2025
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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Me: I miss MySpace Tom...

The fediverse: We have MySpace Tom at home.

MySpace Tom at home:

Screenshot of my Lemmy inbox. It's a message from a woman saying:"Hey I'm Nicole! But you can call me the fediverse chick"

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

I wish I could updoot this twice.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

So whats the scam?

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 28 points 10 hours ago

Get your filthy mitts off her. That's my future wife. As soon as my check clears, we're getting married.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 6 hours ago

The real kicker would be to find out that it's elon and he high as fuck.

[–] swordfish@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

i also got the dm. I blocked her because i thought it was some spam account. Is it not?

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago

It is, but everyone on Lemmy got it at some point so she turned into a meme

[–] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

me too. i feel so official now, blessed by the grace of fediverse chic

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Hahaha. I just got my own today as well. I have been graced by the Fediversals

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 hours ago

Voyager gang represent 🙋

[–] PapaIsolation@lemm.ee 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I didn’t know this was a thing 20 seconds ago but now I feel left out and I am very cross.

[–] zib@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Don't worry, friend. She'll slide into your DMs eventually.

[–] noli@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago

This girl lonely as hail

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

How is the ol gal

[–] breen@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is she real or a spam bot? I've gotten it too and just assumed some kind of spam/scam

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 9 hours ago

It’s definitely spam, people are just joking about it

[–] CTDummy@lemm.ee 13 points 11 hours ago

Same I was also finally blessed. Godspeed Nicole, Godspeed.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

I was going to warn about gazillion "send nudes" and dickpic messages, but I think I'm way too late.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Same… smh