The only correct response is "uh yeah! I'm honestly a little disappointed you're not a sponge. Would you be open to dressing like a sponge sometimes?"

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

"oh yeah, i work 14hr shifts every day"

some asshole, probably

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Laughs in 13+ hour shift

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

~~Your sacrifice for your owners does not make you noble~~

shit, this is a meme post. Carry on

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

What’s this picture from?