this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago

Anon forgot to put their interpersonal relationships in a RAID array

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've never had a Discord account. It's gamers, right?

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I created a Discord account so I could try Midjourney and my account got blocked within a few hours. I use a VPN most of the time, can't remember if I was with Discord so might have had the same IP as another user. Didn't bother to set up another account.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They block most VPNs outright.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 days ago

All the more reason to not use Discord imo.

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Mullvad works.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 11 points 3 days ago

Discord usually just uses some bullshit allegations when they feel like kicking accounts down

[–] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

gosh, that makes me feel really nervous

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[–] Master@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Its greentext. Its not real/true.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago

And yet it is.

Can't say if this anon specifically had this happen, but there's plenty of proof of it happening.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago

I'm worried that for reporting all those servers and people, I will get a permaban as a thank you.

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