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"Canadians may have gone in for wokeness in recent years, it is true, but there is the matter of their bloody-minded DNA. It was not that long ago that they harvested baby seals—the ones with the big, sad, adorable brown eyes—with short iron clubs. They love hockey, a sport that would have pleased the emperors and blood-crazed plebeians and patricians of ancient Rome if they could only have figured out how to build an ice rink in the Colosseum." 😅

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[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Their backup at freaking meece! No one wants a moose bite.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Bite?

We need to line up our meece at the border. They throw and trample.

[–] cyphear@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Ya see, what you do is; put the baby meese along the border, but don't tell people that their mamas are nearby. The rest writes itself. Most Americans have no idea how aggressive an animal with antlers the size of VW bugs can be.

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[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 days ago

No, no, far more useful to exercise our right to arm bears. Would you charge at a grizzly with a machine gun?

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

I'm picturing Age of Empires 2025, and the Canadian special unit is a giant moose.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

It's not the bite you have to watch out for, it's the knuckle.

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago
[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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