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[–] Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I feel left out, not even a spam bot wants me :(

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

One day, you will get a message.

[–] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee -1 points 3 weeks ago

God, shes so fucking baddd

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

a message

Or 6

[–] Laereht@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I got my message right after I filtered out the instance that follows "her" if you're desperate to get the dm. Dunno if it was related, but it was really weird timing.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Start being more active and posting stuff

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

I got it a few weeks ago, but I just got another today.

That's 2 messages now. Feeling blessed.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey! You stay away from her! She messaged me first!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry to be the one who breaks this to you but when she starts texting other people, well, she has a will of her own can, theoretically, can leave you when ever she wants

[–] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Homely af spam bot. At least they're going for realism.

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

My girlfriend browses a different instance

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Block and Report .. it's similar to Like and Subscribe .. but different.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

But I'm still smashing that like button either way

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Usually, when I want to report her, the account already doesn't exist anymore

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have to wonder if the actual woman in the image is aware her face is being plastered all over lemmy by some weird guy.

[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

I like to think that that's actually her, trying to scam us out of money, and I feel a kind of vicarious pride for her as a woman who doesn't even have to touch a real dick to get paid, while the rest of us chumps are over here with our shitty jobs. Obviously the reality of the situation isn't great, but in my head she's a Robin Hood kind of folk hero.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah. I've just recently gotten that message. I kind of just ignored it.

What's the significance? Is it Lemmy's first spam bot?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It keeps coming from new profiles on new instances

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What impressed me was the way they faked when the message was sent. It said the message was a week old.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JonsJava@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No idea. That's why I'm impressed

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you know, that they faked it, if you don't know, how they faked it?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you receive a message one day that shows it was sent on a prior day, I think the assumption is it was spoofed

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Could just be a connection problem.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Can't believe there's a whole sub just for Nicole

[–] Frenchys_prospecting@aussie.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have 2 girlfriends named Nicole but neither of them talk to me.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are they both from Canada and proud of being polish?

Wtf? How did you know?

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

Later, virgins!

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Me too! I am truly part of the lemmy community now.

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Woohoo let’s celebrate! I have fentanyl laced blow who wants some

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I just got that message recently... does that mean I'm cool?

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

Blessed be upon by the Fediverse chick!

[–] emberpunk@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I got a bunch of messages. I saw my inbox, dismissed the spam and then I saw this meme. Actually lol'd. Thank you.

edit: although I'm a bit concerned... What's going on here? Anyone actually check out those links..? Obviously sketchy. Malware? Some kind of long con scam? Does this person know their image is being used?

[–] anotherpurpleheathen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yay I'm the clurb now. Got my Nicole message today.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah i got mine yesterday, we're going in a date next week, i just gotta send her 500 dollars so she can get her car fixed first

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hey mate me too

Is there a Nicole day for Lenny like we had cake days for the Nazi app?

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

I got one this morning but the account got banned before I got to read it 😓