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[–] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 week ago

Screw #8. Everyone here including OP missed out on the actual best Zebra mechanical pencil. The Zebra DelGuard.

It has this crazy mechanism that resists lead breakage by dropping a shield down if you press too hard.

https://www.zebrapen.com/products/delguard-mechanical-pencil?variant=40738814951630

They even made limited edition Hello Kitty ones years ago I imported. Best 0.3mm mechanical pencil I've ever used.

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

5 may not be pretty, but it's had my back in some hard times.

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone do this, but with vibrators.

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"you can only write with ONE type of vibrator, ignoring diameter"

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Only one?

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[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Am I a psychopath for preferring to use a pen, even if it means I have to cross things out every now and then?

Stay strong brethren

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[–] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

#2

We’ve taken way too many things that don’t need to be plastic and made them plastic

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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
  1. A good engineering pencil can be used for anything.
[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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Number 2 is the only one that can write effectively on wood. I may not build a lot, but when I have tried to use a mechanical pencil for marking wood, it was a total fail.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago
[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. Ticonderoga is the Cadillac of pencils.
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[–] mick@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nope. You’re getting some decent conversation out of this so those 30 minutes were definitely put to good use. And that’s a nice photo.

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[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

METAL KURU TOGA MY GOAT 👑 👑 👑 🐐 🐐 🐐 🔥🔥🔥

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[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My choice would've been 3 or 1 just by how they feel in my hand, but I got a new .3 Kuru Toga and god it's too smooth for me not to choose 4

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you choose #2 you'll eventually not be able to write anything ever again because you can't just add more lead.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's the only type of pencil you can use, not the only pencil.

As in: you can get as many of your preferred pencil as you need, but you cannot use any of the others.

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 11 points 1 week ago
[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I already own that exact same Kuru Toga, so this one's a no-brainer.

Anyone who deliberately picks the Sharpwriter or the Bic needs keeping an eye on; we need to keep those kinds of people on a list.

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[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

#9 : Steadler 925 35-05b. It's my first nice mechanical pencil and it's just so nice to use.

The graphgear 1000 seems great too, I've never tried one tho.

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Ticonderoga #2, an absolute classic.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

I'm a pen/pencil freak who's spent an amazing amount of money on them, and I'd choose 2.

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Don’t lose any of the plastic bits on that fucking nightmare.

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

#3 is the best mechanical I’ve ever owned, hands down. 3 all day long.

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[–] Lokoschade@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] prairiemoonchild@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Probably #1, I love the weight of the metal at the bottom.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd rather fucking kill myself.

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[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about none of the above? But I kind of like those triangular pencils.

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who writes with a pencil? Drawing.... Okay... But writing is what fountain pens are for.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Anyone who uses #7 by choice is a freak

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[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago

I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.

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