A Boring Dystopia

European here: WTF?

Why the hell would you want children working overnight on school nights?

Oh. Ok, Florida, see you guys are really taking the dystopia thing pretty damn seriously

I'm not against letting teenagers work as long as there are protections. Removing guaranteed meals and overnight work? Nah.

Dodged the bullet by being born in the 80s. We played Atari and Nintendo after school, then bicycle patrol around neighborhood

So they gonna get the right to vote? Cause if they are going to be treated as adult they should get vote.

Let's also decrease liquor and smokes to 8 while we are at it.

Also remove child support cause they are grown up to get their own jobs and health insurance.

/s

f these people.

lol not even allowed a meal break. Can’t keep them healthy and energised for the job! 🤣

What a shithole America is becoming

The US is regressing more and more. I refuse to call it a first world country at this point.

Sorry kids, you're not old enough for a lunch break.

I imagine this will work well with the school to prison pipeline.

Deport workers and fill their positions with literal children. That’s an insane proposition that will only hurt the vulnerable and favour those willing to use them…

These will be a majority of white kids, right? Riiiight?

Ducking dystopia.

Here I was thinking this was satire. Then I actually searched it up (source: CNN) and wtf?!

That guaranteed meal break should be extended, not rolled back. After 4 hours every worker should have a 30 minute break to eat. It's not just humane, it's common sense that fed people work better. Even if you exclude the 30 minutes from their hours, which I bet was already what was going on.

Conservative agenda:

Put young males to work until they're old enough to enlist.

Get young girls married and popping out babies as young as possible.

Don't think they aren't eyeing up little 13 year olds.

Cool so USA is importing everything ~~I~~ it had exported to third world countries.

• Authoritarian dictatorial leadership ✔️
• Child exploiting sweatshop ✔️

What's next USA?

Edit: Came here to add

• Detention without due process ✔️

We don’t want them getting spoiled on their graveyard shifts with meal breaks

Americans: End abortion!

World: Oh, are you worried about what your gods might think?

Americans: Huh? Nope. I just needs that there little fucker flippin' muh burgers. I aint 'spected ta do it muhself.

How absolutely ghoulish

Guys who wrote this bill probably: "The children yearn for the mines."

This is where calling universal school lunches privileged leads to