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[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK

[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (6 children)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

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[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you think I'd just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You've painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To all the people in my DMs, don't tell me that it's a roc egg. It's not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

When I said it was a mundane egg I just meant that it was an egg. I didn't know that it would be full of crabs. But it's still an egg! It's a mundane egg that happened to be packed with crabs of varying sizes and colourations.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago
[–] chrisgpz@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.

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[–] Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

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[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's actually a pebble, not a rock

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pretty sure stones have to weigh 14 pounds...

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[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

They're minerals Marie!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's a boulder, but just not quite as large as most boulders.

[–] justsquigglez@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

It's not JUST a boulder! It's a rock! A BIG, BEAUTIFUL, OL ROOOCK. Oh the pioneers used to ride these babies for MILES! And it's in great shape!

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[–] SneakyWeasel@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!

[–] AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] sytone@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not a rock, do your research

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Clearly its not a rock as it is too smooth to be from nature and has been polished by hand.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You discount the precise erosion of the rivers!

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[–] groolthedemon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Rocks aren't real people!!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It's all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!

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[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Go fuck yourself you rock loving perv, take your big stone post and deposit your filthy sediment somewhere else!

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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’re out of your element, fleshoid.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hey dude, fleshoid is not the preferred nomenclature, its meatbag.

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[–] kaerypheur@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Rock N' Roll will never die! 😎🤘🎸

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

It's clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

C'est pas une pierre, c'est une roche 🤪

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[–] merdaverse@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can't be the product of chance

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago
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