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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
(lemmy.myserv.one)
Could be worse, she could have hugged your kid.
Or worse yet: the mailman, the pool cleaner guy, the plumber that fixed that sink leak last year, the butcher, her car mechanic, each member of the landscaping team, her tennis coach, the tennis coach's crazy hot wife, and then starts making phone calls to the local penitentiary asking about availability of visiting hours.
I'd tell my wife this joke, but I'd be afraid she'd hug me.
Just sent it to mine! I’m awaiting the hug as well
I doubt a joke would be enough to get her to hug you at this point.
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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