this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
373 points (87.5% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

32220 readers
3786 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 6) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] skulkymonster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Prison sex in my Ass

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass

[–] Lonewanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] DizzyAV@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I meaaaan....

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Spike Island in my arse ooooof

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Bad Medicine in my ass

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Necromancer dancing in my ass, apropos

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Lost Grave in my ass

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

No surprises in my ass. I guess that’s true.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Hell March in my ass?

I mean, should I call in sick tomorrow?

[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Graven Tåkeheimens Saler in my ass

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I haven't listened to any music since yesterday so here's some from my music playlist:

  • don't be a fool in my ass
  • the whole town's laughing at m(y ass)
  • dancin (with) my ass
  • master of flame in my ass
  • the fire and the flames in my ass
  • clubbed to death (with) my ass
  • dare to be stupid in my ass
  • in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

  • rules of nature in my ass
  • meat grinder in my ass
  • outrun the wolves in my ass
  • sharks in my ass
  • ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
  • small enemy spider in my ass
[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Pigeonometry in my ass?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

Deficit in my ass

The Song of Eärendil in my Ass

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Nevertheless in my ass

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Sayonara in my ass. By Kenshi Yonezu.

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Put the Boogie in your butt (Eddie Murphy) in my ass.

Doesn't change much.

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Molly is a babe, in my ass

[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Star wars rebels theme

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This would mean?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

last train home in my ass.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pat Metheny? You have great taste.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tool Assisted Speedcore (TQBF Frame Advance Remix) in my arse.

[–] snipon@feddit.dk 1 points 1 month ago

Bbydhyonchord in my ass

[–] ptrsd@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of this commercial

https://youtu.be/3RcrRRlKTUM

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 month ago

When I grow up, in my ass

Hot on the heels of love in the ass

[–] soupguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Shoog Shoog in my ass.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Forest Temple (1 Hour version) in my ass

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

LOCO13 - LET ME OUT in my ass

[–] frittoBee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Prettyboy in my ass

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Mr. Jones in my ass.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Song of the Deep in my ass.

thanks Darren Korb.

[–] Hastur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I wish it would rain down... In my ass?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's A-Plenty In My Ass

(From the charming album Bing & Ella)

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

Slipping away in my ass

Live to love in my ass (Lol)

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Soulfly XI in my ass

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I’m impressed. It works so much

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Beautiful things in my ass

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›