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[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

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[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

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[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] MrChair2345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com Running faggot running free see the faggot see the running faggot

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That actually sounds incredible lmao

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Honestly, anything w/ Jack Black is incredible. He somehow saved the Minecraft movie for me by turning it into a weird School of Rock nostalgia trip.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Tbh, i'd love a dark souls movie with Jack Black and Nick Cage.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jack Black as Solaire would work. I can see the jolly cooperation now

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is how I ended up seeing Sonic 3.

Did I enjoy Jim Carrey? Yes, very much so.
Do I want to go back and see Sonic 2, which I completely missed? No.

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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The "Who let the dogs out" soundtrack made me lose my shit.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know, I don't think I've ever heard that song in full. Apparently the dogs are metaphorical

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

The dogs were let out. They aren't gonna stick around and finish the song for you.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 37 points 1 day ago

"they ruined it! There aren't even bonfires in elden ring! In lore theyre called this-games-thing!"

[–] vestigeofgreen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just a matter of time until this trailer gets made. I remember the Oppenheimer one and now that we've got the AI trailers, you don't even need an actual movie to use as source material this time.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

I've unironically been toying around with some free online tools trying to make a movie about Steve coming to the real world... it's slow going and not worth showing to anyone as it is, but I'm having fun.

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[–] Avenging5@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Rock of Ages" was good too

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[–] gaja@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago

Was the minecraft movie ai generated

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