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Can't wait to pull this one out of my pocket at the family July 4th picnic.
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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Ok, then suck it honey.
It is hard to read that kind of statement without thinking about a wide variety of toys and things to do with them.
Wait for the backpedaling when she finds out God is female.
"Look, the head of my household is my husband, Jonathan King. Period," she noted. "If there's ever a time that a decision has to be made and we don't agree on something, he's the head."
He thinks you should lose a finger for daring to read.
I think all the women in her office should submit their resignations.
Bullshit.
So she will be Aunt Lydia then?
THIS? Coming from a woman?
Found the low self esteem.
Personally I want my wife to dominate me. Submitting is what she wants but only in the bedroom. So while I have to live in this opposite world of dominating her in private time and she gets to run the house. I'm cool with it.
Ellen Barkin has really changed.
Just like Judith did to Holofernes, serving him copious wine and cheeses.
Don't push your kink on me, lady.