this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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[–] Lemming_Observer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

These things are not new...

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

All of that is unholy because the Coca Cola company is pure shit.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 8 points 14 hours ago

It gets worse. They hired hitmen to kill trade union leaders in Colombia.

[–] kipo@lemm.ee 12 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

I don't care what it comes out of as long as the machine is properly and regularly cleaned.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I am afraid your out of luck either way.

[–] kipo@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago

I have been straight up poisoned several times by improperly maintained soda fountains. I avoid them now.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 17 hours ago

🙂‍↔️

[–] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Lime coke from those machines is delicious. Fight me.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I like to make something new each time. Might try this next time.

[–] draughtcyclist@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Ginger lime diet coke is an abomination and I'm here for it.

[–] clashorcrashman@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago

I'll never see my lizards the same again.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

❤️cloacas❤️

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 179 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 day ago (5 children)

There it is. That should have been the post title.

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[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Well, I don't drink that bullshit so I couldn't care less.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 62 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Nothing open to the public should have a touch interface. Has Covid taught us nothing?

[–] ComradePedro@lemmy.ml 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How are the buttons more hygienic?? A screen is much easier to clean or protect with plastic.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 5 hours ago

The ones where you press the lever with the cup are.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

Covid doesn't transmit on surfaces very well.

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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago
[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 day ago (19 children)

It's also annoying to use, slower and can't serve multiple people at the same time.

[–] iamnotme@feddit.uk 2 points 17 hours ago

Unlike my ex wife

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I think the extra annoyance is counteracted by the gains in customizability IMO

Where else are you going to be able to get Peach Sprite or Vanilla Fanta?

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[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

On the plus side, you can often position your cup in the often un-mixed stream to get more syrup.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's rich coming from the "why not cum from where we pee?" Species

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If breathing and eating don't get separate holes, piss and cum certainly aren't getting that luxury

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[–] sga@lemmings.world 11 points 1 day ago

you can use pressurised air to clean the duct. Some verterbrates like to call it farts

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago

This is why I always let the first second or so spray into the splash tray.

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