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[–] milan@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 18 minutes ago

its funny at one regional market here, the cashiers are fed up with people being stupid and neet help or are even stealing. so sadly its disabled most of the time. at a different place, there keeps being a loooong line, but literaly noone uses the self checkout. it is so useful. if i forgot something or just gotta get coffee beans, i quickly swing by that place because i know no matter how busy it is, i dont have to wait in line xD

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Idk why people complain about self checkout. I absolutely despise having to interact with someone at the store. The fact that I have to be around all these purple is bad enough please don't make me talk to them.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I only complain about them when they get mad about me using my own unweighed bags or moving products around on the out feed table as I pack the bags.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 30 minutes ago

But there's also a line for self checkout.

[–] MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

There are two stores at the end of the road into my neighborhood. The one on the other side has several self checkout stations so I exclusively go there now. I haven’t had to speak to anyone in months. It’s awesome

[–] p_kanarinac@retrolemmy.com 12 points 5 hours ago

Self-checkout is the best thing that happened to shops, I wish more had it. No waiting in long lines, no talking to people. Perfect.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 35 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Nobody at the self checkout is holding me up because they are having a chat with the cashier. No one in the self checkout is holding me up because they want to talk about every item I purchased like it's some rare lost artifact. No one in self checkout is causing me to be "in the slow line" because one line feeds to multiple kiosks. No self checkout ever struck up an unwanted conversation with me, or caused me to roll my eyes in irritation with their inability to figure out how to pay wirh some obscure format, or wait for 10 mins for some stupid price check or price compare with a website or another store or whatever.

I get my shit, and I leave unbothered. I'm not working for the company any more than I am by picking my own food off the shelf. I am, however, unburdening myself of other people. I actively avoid places with no self checkout.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 11 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I absolutely agree with all those points and I'm glad self-check oot exists, however... When you stand in line for 10 minutes at the hardware store to get up to one of four kiosks, and something scans as an invalid UPC. Now you're waiting for one cashier that servicing four registers. Or you're at Target and there's only four self checkouts open. Zero regular lanes and you've got a cart full of groceries You've just spend an hour curating. Each one of those checkouts is able to handle about two bags.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Each one of those checkouts is able to handle about two bags.

Fuck Walmart. With that said: the local one has huge flat spots (bigger than a normal checkout actually) with no scale for their self checkout, it's perfect

[–] 3abas@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Walmart is the only self checkout that constantly accuses me of stealing.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

I'm not advocating for there to not be normal lanes. Both have their use cases and yeah if I have an assload of shit that I can't be fucked to scan, I'll go to a normal lane and deal. But an overwhelming amount of the time, I just want to enter, get my shit, and leave without being hassled.

[–] Mandelbrot@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago
[–] CatherineLily@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I use the self-checkout so I don't have to talk to anyone.

[–] Mandelbrot@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

That's why they are so good.

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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I tend to buy so much booze that self check out is a hassle.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's always a hassle for me. Items not scanning. The machine screaming about the item not weighing correctly. The machine screaming at you because you moved your item.

It's great for quick purchases. But I'm going to a cashier if I have more than 10 items.

[–] fuzzzerd@programming.dev 3 points 17 hours ago

This isn't problem too. If I have a couple things, fine self checkout might be better, but every store has replaced most of the regular lanes with self lanes and more often than not I have an order of sufficient size that the hassle of self checkout isn't worth it for exactly the reasons you state. Code doesn't scan, items being moved or bagged too soon or too late. Also the speed at which the scanners work is awful. I've worked as a cashier, and the scanning didn't have any delay between items, but the self checkout is rate limited to an asinine level that, going back to my opening point, is frustrating for anything other than a few items.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

"I don't work here, and I refuse to be a class traitor." Fuck corporate greed that kills jobs for more profit.

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can pull the self checkout option out of my rigid, dead, introverted hands.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Most times the corpos have the employees watching you like a damn criminal during self-checkout, I find talking to the cashier much less awkward

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 6 points 23 hours ago

I haven't had this experience, thankfully. I usually have the opposite problem where I need assistance, and I look around helplessly as I wait for someone to notice me.

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[–] LennartMeri@lemm.ee 61 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (24 children)

Look, saying “I don’t work here” to avoid using self-checkout completely misses the point. Technology has always evolved by shifting little tasks onto the user in exchange for speed and convenience. It’s not about “working for free,” it’s just self-service - like when grocery stores first let people grab stuff off shelves instead of asking a clerk behind a counter. At the time, some people probably whined about it too, but now nobody thinks twice because it’s way faster and gives you more control. Same thing with ATMs - you used to have to stand in line and talk to a bank teller just to get cash, now you punch a few buttons yourself. Are you ‘working for the bank’ when you use an ATM? No, you’re just getting your money faster without the hassle. Self-checkout is the same idea: a tiny bit of effort, way more convenience. Complaining about it like it’s some moral stand is honestly missing the bigger picture.

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[–] SopieMunky@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (13 children)

This is such a boomer take.

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[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Any mistake during self-checkout and my local supermarkets will consider it shoplifting and pursue it all the way to court if needed. I'm not running that risk.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Article in Danish where the head of public affairs for COOP, one of the largest retail chains in Denmark, explicitly states that they'll report anyone who forgets to scan even the smallest item.

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 5 points 22 hours ago
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself. I had a security guard who watched me scan then try to run up to me when I finished to recheck my stuff.

Like dude, you watched me from the beginning.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 21 hours ago

What colour is your skin?

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 144 points 1 day ago (19 children)

I love self checkout. It allows me to scan avocados for my daily avocado toast as russet potatoes. Only 50 more years of that and I'll be able to afford a house!

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The self-checkout at Aldi is a godsend. Way too many times I've been on my lunch break trying to buy a sandwich and snack, only for some old git to be using the time at the till to have a chinwag with the cashier!

By all means, have a chat with the cashier, but not when there's a massive queue of people waiting behind you! Also, you know those shelves near the window with the sign saying "Pack here"? That's not a suggestion. Pack your shopping away from the tills so people can keep buying stuff.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Self-check out makes it easier to steal from the mega corporation. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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