It reported $13bn (£10.7bn) in profit over the three months to September, up 35% from the same period in 2022.
Mf'ers can go straight to hell.
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Fucking great insights rich guy, wars are bad and will affect energy and food prices. Why do newspapers interview the CEO of a bank to talk about non-bank issues? He doesn't know any more about any of this than anyone else.
Human life?! Who's gonna protect our profits?!
If you wrote these lines into Star Trek and had Ferengi say them, people would laugh at how over the top they are. But we have real people saying it here. It doesn't even leave room for satire.
If Jamie Dimon says it, it's worthless and he's invested in something that he hopes he can sway opinion into a payoff.
This guy has been wrong so many times he's clear proof you can be an idiot and still stay rich.
No fuckin shit... Us Poors have known this for ages.
Which of the pending disasters is he talking about? We’re up to 3 or 4 now. One more and we get a mass extinction event for free.
He’s part of the cause. “How do we fix the problem we created?” 🫨