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TranscriptA tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying "I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!" with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying "this isn't how birthdays work"

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[โ€“] Bogasse@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think it's rather common around me to throw a tiny celebration each months on the first year. A treat and a small message to the family never hurts ๐Ÿคท

Plus, 8 months is super round, it's a power of two and 2/3 of a year โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“

[โ€“] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lol, you got lots of down votes friend, but I too appreciate the number 8. It's nice and it's twice my favorite number.

Poor kid will never get an un-birthday though. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Anyway, happy un-birthday to YOU! ๐Ÿซต AND You! ๐Ÿ‘‰

[โ€“] raynethackery@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago

Aww thanks friend! Might be my new favorite number after that whole point about laying it on its side.

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[โ€“] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It is when your tripping balls off bubby's coke

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