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[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I like how he wants Canada as one state. Keeping the Provinces split would push the Senate to the left for quite some time.

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[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago
[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He sounds exactly how Kanye would ramble and its fucking scary <~<;

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elect someone who isn't even running, a very likely outcome

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 day ago

Poilievre alrady said he wants to align more with Trump's America. He'll absolutely sell us out.

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And America will pay for it!

They would. Just not in the way they'd prefer.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would not ordinarily recommend Hitler's tactics and strategies as a general rule, but he sure knew how to solve the Hitler problem, at the very end. Donny, maybe look into that.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 day ago

Fuck you and die, cheeto

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Astonishing it's not satire

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm still trying to figure out how everything in the last 15ish years isn't. Why do we have to be in the dumbest timeline.

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

This is actually one of the most interesting and entertaining timelines.

There was only supposed to be enough source data to make it to 2012- and that was originally a very generous buffer, since a fraction of a percent of Earths last more than 10 years after both networked computers and nuclear weapons have been invented in-simulation.

So, the operators decided not to pull the plug and just let this one run its course.

As it extrapolates history farther and farther outside of the initial parameters, the simulator is cannibalizing itself with feedback and undergoing model collapse.

[–] nsrxn@scribe.disroot.org 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm unironically in favor of border abolition

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Right, but then just doing it by including more countries in the schengen agreement or something similar.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nsrxn@scribe.disroot.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

right. smash Canada and the USA. no borders, no nations.

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just blow up the whole earth

[–] nsrxn@scribe.disroot.org 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was aiming at anarchist utopia

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yeeaaaahhh, another one of those things that sounds nice on paper.... No thanks, but thanks.

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago

Day 1, deport Canadians.

[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This fucking moron is INSANE

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder if he realizes shit like this is really helping the liberals

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A few months ago it seemed like a sure thing conservatives would win, til Trump changed all that

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Canadians saw the US shooting themselves in the face and went oh hell naw

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

There are still a disappointingly large amount of Canadians who will vote for pp

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

He’s literally too dumb for that.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hundreds of billions! Of micropennies! Aaaaaaaaah!

[–] Luouth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read this as micropenises xD

I mean, I thought it was a glorious confusion.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I wonder if americans will ever learn, that there is no such thing as bad publicity...

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