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(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)

I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street ๐Ÿ˜…

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[โ€“] iloverocks@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I would probably die on the battlefield by some random aircraft with a gradethrower on point B

The last game I played was Yu-Gi-Oh Masterduel so I guess I'd be forced to endlessly play Yu-Gi-Oh against people in the real world...

[โ€“] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Probably be killed and eaten by the very first monster encounter I have.

[โ€“] Silentiea@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Does tabletop count? I become an incredibly powerful Planeswalker and visit zendikar, ravnica, and Kamigawa.

Otherwise, I'll probably just settle into the grind on a freighter and drift into the starfield.

[โ€“] JdW@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Really hope I can get an entry position at Ryujin Industries (they always seem to be recruiting) so I can afford to not live in the slums and work on getting the skills needed to survive long-term.

[โ€“] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I go hollow, probably

[โ€“] weebkent@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago

uhhh, I'm not really sure what would happen in Muse Dash. if it was a Log Horizon situation where i assume the role the character i probably can't hit anything to the beat lol

[โ€“] mirisgaiss@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

likely I die crashing my ship into the sun trying to figure out where the fuck this lost civilization went. (outer wilds)

[โ€“] rand__althor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, Iโ€™m lost in this ever-changing burning basement and have to shoot my tears at all these weird enemies and hope I find some good power-ups, and hope I can evade Mom. (Binding of Isaac)

[โ€“] Okami_No_Rei@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.

The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.

[โ€“] FinnWolf@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Iโ€™d be screwed, because the last game I played was Dying Light 1. I have a fleeting feeling that Iโ€™m not athletic enough to climb skyscrapers and buildings.

[โ€“] Damaskox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah I wouldn't be neither!

I remember almost bicycling after a plane in real life before remembering it wasn't Dying Light ๐Ÿ˜‚

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[โ€“] dezmd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm gonna turn down both Halsin's and the Emperor's sexual advances, again, then remind hot Karl that she's the only one for me, and then when we leave camp, I'll probably immediately get murderized by Sarevok because I'm not gonna join his latest murder cult and he's not gonna like that.

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 3 has it all.

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[โ€“] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If by โ€œgame worldโ€ you allow TRRPGโ€™s then itโ€™d be Golarion (Pathfinder 2e) and last nights game was โ€œCase File #4โ€ where a creepy leather bound book (the โ€˜Dark Archiveโ€™) keeps appearing and transporting us to various other places to fight undead.

#4 was an abandoned mansion overrun with undead that we needed to clean out. Fuck almighty almost every room was a combat session!

So to be teleported there Iโ€™d just run away. Even if I could find a suitable weapon Iโ€™d not survive more than one encounter. Not worth throwing away my actual life for some stupid book!

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[โ€“] Carighan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I crouch on sand, I'd assume. Next to me a woman pulls a purple sword out of her own chest, tells me to get going then disappears. On my other side a sniper with bandaged eyes talks about a piece of her soul before shooting someone.

[โ€“] mojo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Balder's Gate would be pretty chill until the illithids transform everyone

[โ€“] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'd probably get beaten up when I had too much of Lae'zel and Shadowheart threatening each other and I finally popped off "Are you two going to fuck or not?"

[โ€“] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Probably finish all of my builds and farms, build a lot of new and awesome builds before eventually begging for help from the other members of the server at least assuming I'm trapped in that world specifically, if I can go to others it might be a bit longer before I try to get help.

[โ€“] Hairy_MacBoon@monero.town 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Take me apart, take me apart,
What a way to roam
And if you have to take me apart to get me there
I'd rather stay at home.

[โ€“] Sabata11792@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

45 minutes of salty hate, but at least Neeko is hot.

[โ€“] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I end up as the final boss of some Pikmin game and get pimp-slapped by 1 inch tall astronauts.

A Pikmin infestation, if they were real, would unironically be worse than bedbugs or cockroaches and I will fucking die on that hill.

[โ€“] SkyJuice@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Tower Unite plaza... I'd be having a good time I guess lol

[โ€“] FrostbyteIX@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So I'll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

[โ€“] Visitor72@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Kill some marsupial rats, descend a level, kill some more rats and snakes, descend again. Now for the knolls, rats and snakes. Probably die before the black blob, maybe not.

Shattered Pixel Dungeon

[โ€“] comfy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I am quickly fragged by space-aged weaponry, provided I don't explode from the strange atmosphere. Best case scenario isn't good, food seemingly doesn't exist.

[โ€“] MetricIsRight@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Ohh god, I just turned off Necromunda: Hired Gun. I love Warhammer, and grim dark but as for a long live in Necromunda? Not a chance.

[โ€“] Boiglenoight@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I find myself incredibly frustrated with the reliability of the Konnersport F1 car.

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