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[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Wouldn't you fail the background check?

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 111 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please advise, my landlord won't accept LinkedIn DMs as rent payment.

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 78 points 2 days ago

fire him; hire a new landlord

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago

i onced followed someone profile on linkein i was with in my las semester almost a decade ago, and he was totally bsing his lab experience, because he told me before hand he dint have much or any lab experience, then every semester i saw him adding 1 years to his resume, then after he added 2 years, he was eventually hired. yea you have to bs your way.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 87 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's talking about an MBA, not an actual degree.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I remember once borrowing a friend's MBA textbook to see what it was all about. I opened to a random page which turned out to be in a chapter on negotiating strategies. There was an offset bit of text that read "your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations."

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, the textbook wasn’t wrong…

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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Had to go find a Table of Contents for an MBA textbook

For this thread start at chapter 18

LOL "Leading from the Middle". AKA "Sucking Up and Punching Down".

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[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As with most things, if you are competent, a degree doesn't really matter. The degree is just a shortcut, and even if it's checked it's no guarantee you are otherwise competent. You're expected to have picked up competency during the time you got your degree.

So this probably works if you are otherwise competent, but if you're not it's just going to lead to increased scrutiny (Because hey, you should know these things) and if someone does end up checking up on you it's a great way to get fired with cause. Depending on how tight knit your industry is that can still make things very hard for you.

And of course, once this becomes frequent enough, you'd be surprised how quickly checking will become the norm again.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 66 points 2 days ago

This is the kind of out of the box thinking that the team needs right now. Unfortunately, you're fired.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (12 children)

What if I already have a master's but still can't find a job?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 125 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Just keep adding master's degrees until you get an offer, I guess.

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I was a hiring manager in aerospace for decades. We for sure checked transcripts before a start date.

I also just don't get people who lie on their resumes. That would cause me so much anxiety. Even for things I have training or experience with, I always worry people are going to expect me to be more proficient than I am. I had I guy put that he was fluent in a computer language that I'm not sure he'd ever seen, so everyone was always frustrated with him and he eventually got laid off.

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[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 30 points 2 days ago (5 children)

DMs from who, though? Recruiting agencies? Those aren't job offers, those are people who want to doctor your resume even further and some it at companies going they'll get paid for it

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The DMs have been flowing in ... from scammers.

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