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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Tried this. It tasted god-awful. Personally, I swear by orange juice in my coffee.

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 hours ago

Ah yes the keto diet.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

LPT: add a lemon peel and honey to any coffee incl instant and it will taste gourmet. Add condensed milk if you're feeling fancy. This is what I do for fieldwork coffee. I learned this off a good Brazilian friend, never went back. I always do at least the peel now, it neutralises the acids.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 14 points 3 hours ago

People are not getting vaccinated because of one simple reason, they are fucking idiots!

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Adding butter to ramen is amazing

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Okay but the last time I checked that wasn't the type of coffee. 🫤

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Pro-tip: replace the water in your instant ramen with coffee to make it taste like shit.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Just giving butter related tips

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Lather yourself with it and sun bathe on your roof

I smell chicken….

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 44 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

The guy who downvoted this post probably adds butter to his coffee. lol

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago

Because butter coffee is what one drinks on keto - bullet proof coffee

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

It's actually not bad, you're basically replacing the creamer. Especially if you're doing keto or have other dietary restrictions. Coconut or MCT oil can work as a non-dairy replacement and is a main ingredient in non-dairy creamers already.

Good coffee is important, and also only really works if you already like it black or light cream & sugar.

Anyone curious, try adding a pinch of salt to your regular coffee

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

If you need to add a pinch of salt, get better coffee

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, most people burn their coffee or get shitty coffee. Salt helps enhance the coffee profile and decrease the bitterness that comes out when coffee is over brewed.

The number of people who don't know how to properly make coffee drives me nuts.

[–] sourhill@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 hour ago

Salt helps enhance the coffee profile […]

The number of people who don't know how to properly make coffee drives me nuts.

Fucking lol.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de -2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 hours ago

Good beans, ground fresh, brewed well. A touch of real cream (not creamer), a spoonful of sugar, and a splash of something alcoholic 🤌

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I will never get countries who use creamer. They're choosing the objectively worst way to have coffee

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

try adding a pinch of salt to your regular coffee

This literally takes away one of coffee's biggest flavor enhancers which is its slightly bitter taste. If you do this, you might as well be drinking fucking tea.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 1 points 2 minutes ago

I don't like tea because its bitter

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 hours ago

Found the keto

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Why not just drink it black then? To be fair, creamer isn't a thing where I'm from.

[–] kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world 20 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

I do add soy sauce to my coffee. Why don't people do this? It's 2025 already. They must be missing out on an awesome experience.

Edit: Not true.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 37 minutes ago

I recently read an article about soy sauce being the secret ingredient for a lot of top chefs. They put it in everything.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If you’re chasing that flavor try some darker roasts instead of adding salt.

[–] kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Yes I had that taste. Felt like I don't need soy bean for that soy sauce taste.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Because laxatives, that's why.