Wait till this guy find out that there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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Well, technically pregnant women can be submarines
I've read your comment and I'd like you to know that I don't approve of it.
Well, I could've said male seahorses if that makes you feel better? Are they still submarines if you put them in an aquarium on a plane, but the plane crashes into the ocean?
Don't forget about the screens they put in the windows
at takeoff i like to imagine that the plane is going into a massive underground subway network with really nice screens along the sides
I would be worried if the aeroplane goes down rather than up during takeoff.
The dude writes 'atleast' like it's a word. I've seen all I need to see.
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