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[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This is my favourite. I love being able to video chat with my sister in NZ. As someone who grew up with big black bakelite dial phones, it seems like a miracle.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 12 hours ago

Just as surreal as that flying car!

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

As amusing as these are, I have to assume that a lot of the time these things aren't direct predictions of the future, but instead a visual metaphor for what it might look like.

The big funnel full of books ("books go in") and hand crank ("work is done") are such that any regular joe of the time can look at it and see "ah yes, this is a machine that eats up books and zaps them into your head!"

If someone had to make a serious prediction at what such a future machine might look like, I doubt it would have looked so haphazard as that, with books funnelled in like coal.

For all I know, this illustration isn't serious at all, and could be nothing more than political satire - on the danger of technology in education - and massively exaggerated just as our current political satire is. The things of true value (the books) are chewed up like worthless fodder for the machine, while the students sit bored, all the interest of learning taken away, as they can no longer learn for themselves. Meanwhile the "teacher" sits there all pompous, getting paid for apparently doing almost nothing!

There's a lot of reasons this illustration could be the way that it is.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 105 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My favourite part in that picture is that seemingly one of the students has to miss out on that knowledge since they need to operate the crank.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

He's from the next grade up. He already had that batch of knowledge pulp extruded into his brain.

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If they put a motor on the knowledge machine, that kid will be out of a job and his family has to move back to the country to tend the fields.

[–] centof@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Bold of you to assume they aren't outsourcing the farm jobs to big machinery producers(John Deere) or prison forced labor.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

His parents are behind on tuition

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee -2 points 1 day ago

Must be a public school

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

At least they accurately predicted the term "LAN".

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 1 points 19 hours ago

I imagine EN is short form for Ethernet. Nailed it.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Guess the kid turning the churn don't get to learn shit today

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Wha-
What happens to the books after they go into the machine?
Are they reusable?
Do they have to be printed anew?

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

That's how you digitize books, obviously. It's so easy!

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Skyrim spell book rules

[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

You know how we all have micro plastic in our brains?

I am afraid I have to inform you that the books are not reusable.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or you can interpret the image: Students get brainwashed via headphone propaganda while real books are shredded.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Or they're using active noise cancelling headphones to prevent the children from hearing the destruction of the books, which naturally they would want to prevent. They just couldn't imagine that noise cancelling headphones could be wireless.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

On the flip side, there are many ancillary conventions that we keep to this day because we don't examine them.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

QWERTY. We have had better layouts since…before the invention of computers lol.

[–] Brandonazz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Lol, they thought students would still be learning in group settings in rows of desks, like some kind of assembly line, rather than uploading at home"

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is exactly how I remember primary schools in France in the 2000's

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I see someone else also interpreted L'an 2000 as such :)

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

"10 hours straight. He's a machine... and my arms are tired from the crank"

"I know Kung-fu"

"You better, that was our last copy of Kung Fu Elements, by Shou-Yu Liang"

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

So..audiobooks

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

That's the whole problem with education today - lazy teachers want a motorized crank!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Misguided future interpretation aside, I'm very fond of the user's icon of Big-fat-ugly-bug-face-baby-eating O'Brien from Muppet Treasure Island.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago

It's a LLM which eats books to learn. Quite precise

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Oh this is great. Google has a treasure trove of these kind of pictures.